members

this list dosn't really help you at all

Without members there'd be no society. But with a public list of members there'd be no secret. This is all we can tell you about the members of the Secret Society of Anonymous Noobs.

Every member of the society has a number. Here is a few of them.




noob2

no info yet

Playing since:

Nationality:

Favourite move:

Likes to pwn:




noob3

is the real dancer_1

Playing since: October 2006

Nationality: American

Favourite move: dotting the i's and crossing the t's

Likes to pwn: nooblets




noob4

...wanted to download pr0n but only got this stupid name

Playing since: 2003

Nationality: Copernician

Favourite move: Scoring a goal

Likes to pwn: silenced arrogants




noob5

deadly dancemoves

Playing since: too long

Nationality: English

Favourite move: dance

Likes to pwn: herself :p




noob7

does the noob dance

Playing since: October 2005

Nationality: from da intarwebs

Favourite move: triple double bind with extra cheese

Likes to pwn: pros




noob9

minors pwn!

Playing since: Jan. 2007

Nationality: American

Favourite move: die

Likes to pwn: teenagers




noob10

noob is a myth - it's only in your brain

Playing since: 2006

Nationality: German

Favourite move: noob box

Likes to pwn: ...




noob11

noob DOWN! I repeat noob DOWN!

Playing since: 21st Nov. 2006

Nationality: Australian / Italian

Favourite move: The Lag Bomb

Likes to pwn: Tron Bikes




noob13

smells like a noob

Playing since: summer of 2004 (or something)

Nationality: Jamaican

Favourite move: noobing fakeout with a cream topping

Likes to pwn: Bill Gates




noob14

is a noob

Playing since: January 2007

Nationality: German

Favourite move: corner kills, dog fights, maze

Likes to pwn: everybody




noob16

too noob to scoop

Playing since: time began >.>

Nationality: american

Favourite move: The Rundown

Likes to pwn: idiots who think they pwn




noob17

just installed this game and still doesn't know how to dance

Playing since: 2005

Nationality: German

Favourite move: pixel traps

Likes to pwn: his brother




noob22

This server sucks! I'm going home!

Playing since: August 07

Nationality: Nederlandisch

Favourite move: Diggin'

Likes to pwn: Bigger noobs than me!




noob23

a noob is forever

Playing since: mmh...October 2006 i think or November.. say October

Nationality: who knows?

Favourite move: close battle?

Likes to pwn: all except noobs




noob24

This is the longest day of my life

Playing since: May 2007

Nationality: American

Favourite move: The AK

Likes to pwn: smart asses




noob25

Go that way! No, the other way!

Playing since: 2008

Nationality: Greenland

Favourite move: The wiggle attack

Likes to pwn: yes




noob28

...installed this game ages ago and still doesn't know how to play...

Playing since: July 2008

Nationality: English

Favourite move: clover

Likes to pwn: themself




noob29

He who dares, wins!

Playing since: February 2007

Nationality: British

Favourite move: laughing at my oponents

Likes to pwn: 011110010110111101110101




noob31

Okay what did you break today? On second thoughts don't tell me let me guess!

Playing since: 0.2.5.2

Nationality: British

Favourite move: Boxes

Likes to pwn: noob13




noob32

soon alucard will get you

Playing since: 2005

Nationality: german

Favourite move: killer box

Likes to pwn: Olli




noob33

aussie aussie aussie!

Playing since: Februar 2007

Nationality: German

Favourite move: fast kills

Likes to pwn: better players




noob34

Noobing around

Playing since: 2005

Nationality: What's that?

Favourite move: Mazing

Likes to pwn: The ones with numbers




noob35

One noob for all and all noobs for one!

Playing since: end of 06

Nationality: German

Favourite move: fights, trap kills

Likes to pwn: everybody




noob39

Das Noob

Playing since: Pong

Nationality: German

Favourite move: Oops

Likes to pwn: Laura




noob42

42 - the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything

Playing since: woot let me think about it...something about four years

Nationality: German

Favourite move: Using enemies center!

Likes to pwn: as much as possible




noob44

is an interesting mental disorder

Playing since: the master control panel first sucked me in

Nationality: nooblander

Favourite move: the moonwalk

Likes to pwn: himself




noob51

The noobest noob

Playing since: 2007

Nationality: Outer space

Favourite move: Not classified

Likes to pwn: Everyone




noob56

safe the last noob

Playing since: 2004 or 2005

Nationality: german

Favourite move: being lost

Likes to pwn: victims




noob69

A name?? No thanks, I am a noob !!

Playing since: July 2007

Nationality: Citizien of the world

Favourite move: rubber battle

Likes to pwn: other noobs




noob77

Be the best noob you can be

Playing since: before DDL was popular (and obviously long before it stopped being popular)

Nationality: Egocentric

Favourite move: "Hey look, what's that ?!" + core dump

Likes to pwn: quite frequently




noob82

Eternal sunshine off the spotless noob

Playing since: July 2006

Nationality: Belgian

Favourite move: wall-jump

Likes to pwn: noobs that use 8 or 2 in their name




noob88

88 (eighty-eight) is the natural noob following #87 and preceding #89

Playing since: Summer of 06

Nationality: Born on the Grid

Favourite move: "Was granted 1 point for a sacrifice for the team!"

Likes to pwn: Habitually




noob93

pure noobness

Playing since: February 2007

Nationality: ???

Favourite move: pwning the great

Likes to pwn: everything and everyone




noob99

Kills All Good People

Playing since: July 2006

Nationality: check my birth certificate

Favourite move: Square Dance Traps

Likes to pwn: Killer DX




noob100

Mess with the best.... or die like the rest

Playing since: 2007

Nationality: German

Favourite move: triple bind

Likes to pwn: runners




noob108

Fallen on all 108 steps to noobness

Playing since: that day all went wrong

Nationality: off-road

Favourite move: up up and away

Likes to pwn: pawns




noob180

give the rim a break hug a noob instead

Playing since: October 2006

Nationality: American

Favourite move: Sexy Noob Dance

Likes to pwn: everybody that challenges a noob




noob242

let there be noobs - and there were noobs

Playing since: C64

Nationality: Germanisch

Favourite move: gut gezucktes allerlei

Likes to pwn: pixelheinies and there camperfreunde




noob420

Noobiness is hereditary you get it from other noobs

Playing since: May 2006

Nationality: Is that like internationally?

Favourite move: the girly girl twirl

Likes to pwn: when my insta powers activate!




noob604

noobish but stylish!

Playing since: October, 2007

Nationality: European

Favourite move: pixels!

Likes to pwn: new guys on the grid